Betch Is Back!

Last night was a huuuge TV premiere night for MTV. Both The City and The Hills premiered, and man were the claws out!

Laguna Beach alum and second rate Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari replaced LC as both the narrator and the center of attention on The Hills and of course, she brought the bitch factor.

Kristin wasn't even on the show for 5 seconds before getting into a fight with She-Pratt over d-bag Justin Bobby. Kristin is just gross, she comes across as a trashy loud-mouthed valley girl who tries too hard to be a "guys girl" and has a personal vendetta against all girls.

Everything she does is so calculated to make other people feel bad its pathetic...have you ever heard of the saying "what goes around comes around?"

I can't wait for Brody's Playmate girlfriend Jayde to throw a drink in her face. Trashy vs. Trashier.

And as for The City.....Olivia Palermo....

This girl is just PURE entertainment. I actually knew her growing up, we played lacrosse together on a travel lacrosse team and she sucked just as much back then as she does now.

One time we were at a tournament in Vermont and the entire team was staying together in a Hotel. Well Princess Palermo insisted she not stay with the rest of us at the hotel, and instead rent her own house, for two days, at a lacrosse tournament....

Princess Palermo went head to head with PR power bitch Erin Kaplan by insisting that if her boss, Erin, had a problem with something then Erin could go and re-do it herself. The best part of the entire show was the look of utter shock and awe on the interns face....priceless.

Overall MTV did not fail to entertain with its scripted "reality" series and brought the drama as usual. And I am so looking forward to Heidi try and convince Spencer to have a baby, Spencer and his cowboy hat, and Roxy the 45 year old looking physcho try and bring down nice girl Whitney Port....its gonna be good.

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